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楼主:乐舞6 时间:2013-11-28 10:04:26 点击:35 回复:0
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  1.有一天小明手上打着石膏,
      老师问:你的手怎么了
      小明说:断掉了
      老师说:为什么?
      小明说:因为我太懒了
      老师说:太懒手会断?
      小明说:我走在路上,鞋子跑进一颗石头,
      可是我懒的用手弄,
      就抱着电线杆抖着脚让石头掉出来,
      路人看了以为我触电就用木棍打我的手
      所以………….
      老师:…………
  
    2.某兄喜欢吃鱼。
      沃尔玛的鲈鱼9块一斤,
      要是死了放冰上的就7块两条,
      一样新鲜。某兄下班,
      就赶紧跑去买,还是经常被人买走了,
      某兄就站鱼缸前等啊,
      有时候好半天都不死一条。
      某兄就用网进去捞,用把手敲鱼的头。
      服务员实在看不下去了,
      过来跟该兄说:
      “先生,昏过去的不算……”
  
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