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毛驴鄙视汽车的理由

楼主:乐舞6 时间:2013-11-27 11:04:17 点击:27 回复:0
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  1.汽车污染,毛驴环保。汽车有欧i、欧ii、欧iii,国家规定过毛驴的排放要达到什么标准,非要在毛驴的屁股上挂一个净化器吗?
    2.买毛驴可以保值增值,汽车只能贬值。根据联合国的报告,机械类产品的总趋势是不断降价,而农副产品的总趋势是不断涨价。毛驴上世纪70年代100元一头,80年代500元一头,90年代1000元一头,您买汽车会如此增值吗?
    3.毛驴跋山涉水如履平地,而汽车――即使昂贵如德国的“笨死”,它能翻越冈底斯山吗?
    4.毛驴能生养,买头毛驴能得到头毛驴儿子、毛驴孙子,子子孙孙无穷匮也,你英国的“老死赖死”能生出个“小死赖死”吗?
    5.毛驴历史悠久,家族光荣,你汽车有被张果老骑过的荣耀吗?
    6.毛驴安全,汽车危险。你听说过有人因撞驴而死的吗?
    7.一旦打起仗来,大家都跑到山里去,缺衣少食,毛驴的奶可以喝,毛驴的肉可以吃,你把“开底拉客”的轮胎卸下来干吗?它能吃吗?
    8.汽车上路要交钱,上牌要交钱,学开也要交钱,你听说过有人花钱学骑毛驴吗?
    9.养毛驴是咱中国的传统产业,中国的毛驴可以骄傲地说:“咱不怕美国毛驴,加入WTO也不怕!”中国汽车敢说吗?
  
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