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楼主:douflamingo01 时间:2014-02-08 10:58:54 点击:210 回复:0
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  1、晚饭时,爸爸给我猛夹好菜,我撂下筷子就走,甩下一句:“夹来夹去的,恶不恶心!”
  2、妈妈:“宝贝,你知道世界上什么最不怕冷吗?”
  小胖:“妈妈,是鼻涕。”
  妈妈:“为什么是鼻涕呢?”
  小胖:“我发现,越是冷的天气它越往外跑吗?”
  3、楼下小卖部,一个小女孩在和妈妈撒娇说要买魔法棒,妈妈给她买了一个。
  小女孩继续撒娇:“一个法力不够要两个!”于是妈妈又买了一个给她。
  小女孩结果魔法棒就对妈妈挥舞着喊道:“消失吧妈妈!”
  4、叔叔喊小明打扫猪圈,小明怕脏,叔叔教育他:“你要把这些小猪当成朋友,关心爱护它们!”
  小明听完点点头说,“嗯,我这就去刷朋友圈。”
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