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逗B夫妻的搞笑囧事

楼主:黄熙肺 时间:2014-01-27 16:53:19 点击:483 回复:0
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  1、朋友的老婆是老师,星期六早上有课,上班前交代老公在家洗衣服。
  课间给老公打电话问衣服洗好了没,她老公说家里停电了,衣服没法洗了,然后他老婆问那你在家干嘛呢,这二货的回答居然是看电视呢。
  
  2、我问:要是那天我出轨了你会怎么样?
  老婆迷茫了一下。突然很兴奋的说:你最好找个不在她身上花钱的,让她给你身上花钱。这样我每个月就不用给你钱了。
  我只想说:老婆,你太看的起你老公了。
  
  3、“老公,你看我像什么?”
  “象这杯红酒。”
  “咯咯。芳香无比,回味无穷喽?”
  “喝下去了,才明白:这钱,花得太不值了!”
  
  4、逛街路上突然听到后面一声惨叫,回头看到二货老公跑过来唔着手。
  我调侃到:“走路把手踩了?”
  却没想到他使劲点头,说:“钥匙掉地上了,赶忙伸手去捡,结果腿没反应过来,就踩上了!”
  
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