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[灌水专区]超强吐血中式英文

楼主:006今夜有雨 时间:2008-09-29 13:21:24 点击:1274 回复:3
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    刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
        前台小姐:“hello.”
        美国人:“hi.”
        前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
        美国人:“can you speak english?”
        前台小姐:“if i not speak english,i am speaking what?”
        美国人:“can anybody else speak english?”
        前台小姐:“you yourself look .all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”
        美国人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
        前台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet alittle,you one earth have what thing?”
        美国人:“i want to speak to your head.”
        前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!”
        美国人吐血。。。
作者 :微雨阳光 时间:2008-09-30 03:46:00
  不懂。
作者 :锁心爱蕊蕊 时间:2008-09-30 10:24:00
  前台小姐:you have what things?意思是是想表达你有什么事情
  正确的说法应该是:what can i do for you .或者是:Can i help you ?
  美国人:can you speak english ?(你能说英文吗?)
  前台小姐:if i not speak english,i am speaking what ?意思是,如果我现在不是说的英文,那我说的是什么?
  正确的语法应该是:If I speak be not English,That what I mean now?
  美国人:can anybody else speak english?(难道就没人会说英语么?)
  前台小姐:you yourself look .all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”
  意思是:你自己看看,所有人都在玩没有人空着。你能等就等,不能等的话你就走吧~
  正确的语法是:Yourself takes a look at a vicinity。The proprietor has time all in playing , there is nobody。You can wait for waiting right away , being not able to and so on to walk right away。
  美国人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?” 意思是:太棒了,这里的人都可以说英文!
  前台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet alittle,you one earth have what thing?”
  意思是:嚷什么嚷,安静一点。你究竟有什么事情?
  正确的语法是:What do let shout? Quiet one point。What thing do you have after all?
  美国人:“i want to speak to your head.”
  意思是:我想和你的负责人说话.
  前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!”
  意思是:负责人不在,你明天再来。最 可笑的 就是这里:负责人不再,她竟然用汉语拼音zai =在
  正确的语法是:Head is absent , you can will be coming tomorrow。
  
  美国人吐血。。。
  我也吐血了,哈哈~
  献丑了。本人英文水平有限,将就着看吧
  
楼主006今夜有雨 时间:2008-09-30 15:56:00
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